an announcement.

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Published: Sep 14, 2020   -   4 years ago
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guys. I have a quick confession. I know this is sudden, but I need you all to know this. I’ve been hiding it for s while. I’d like you all to know that... my name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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mrghoulguy7
4 years ago
LMAO!!
WasabiWolf
4 years ago
Diamond is Unbreakable is a jojo part. The ‘landmarks’ are all parts form the season/show
WasabiWolf
4 years ago
That’s,, from the jojo wiki
Queen_Ruby
4 years ago
Well it seems to exist there --__--
Queen_Ruby
4 years ago
Morioh (杜王町, Moriō-chō) is a town located within Japan's M Prefecture in the city of S and the setting of Diamond is Unbreakable. ... Morioh possesses several landmarks, the vast majority of them being connected to a Stand user.
VaultCreeperYT
4 years ago
the fact that people believed this is kinda sad
WasabiWolf
4 years ago
gUYS MORIOH DOESNT E X I S T
Queen_Ruby
4 years ago
I- That scared me-
WasabiWolf
4 years ago
GUYS ITS THE KIRA COPYPASTA PLEASE THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO ME
BlueGiant
4 years ago
I JUST GOT SCARED FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I REALIZED ITS A JOKE AHAHHAAAAAA